If you give a boy a sandwich...
He will probably give you a little show.
He's going to think the show is hilarious and he'll probably ask for an applause.
After the applause dies down, he will ask for another bite of your sandwich.
This bite will be so big, he will ask for you napkin.
After using your napkin, he will need a big sip of water. He will probably spill at least 80% down his shirt.
After that sandwich, he will have some energy that will require a game of peek-a-boo!
Always, always give a boy a bite of your sandwich...it'll lead to more adventure than you ever would have imagined! :)